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Cocaine Mafia is a collaborative mixtape by rappers French Montana, Juicy J and Project Pat. The mixtape was announced in mid 2010, and released on December 19, 2011. It features guest appearances from DJ Paul, Chinx Drugz, Gucci Mane and Akon.
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Cynopotamus is a genus of characin fishes from South America, with 12 currently described species:
- Cynopotamus amazonum (Günther, 1868) \n
- Cynopotamus argenteus (Valenciennes, 1836) \n
- Cynopotamus atratoensis (C. H. Eigenmann, 1907) \n
- Cynopotamus bipunctatus Pellegrin, 1909 \n
- Cynopotamus essequibensis C. H. Eigenmann, 1912 \n
- Cynopotamus gouldingi Menezes, 1987 \n
- Cynopotamus juruenae Menezes, 1987 \n
- Cynopotamus kincaidi (L. P. Schultz, 1950) \n
- Cynopotamus magdalenae (Steindachner, 1879) \n
- Cynopotamus tocantinensis Menezes, 1987 \n
- Cynopotamus venezuelae (L. P. Schultz, 1944) \n
- Cynopotamus xinguano Menezes, 2007